Sunday, November 27
FIP No. 1 (with a bonus Educational Rant)
And now it's time for a FIP! (Funny Internet Picture). Once again, this picture doesn't really fit the description, it actually isn't that funny. However in this case there's one little fact that's worth noting: there are around 24,644,172 websites out there. So 12 percent of the Internet is full of media intentionally made for your 'happy alone time'...yet people like MeganSpeaks and Lauratickled still get loads of people to watch their videos on YouTube simply because A. they always post a video to 'reply' to some other infamous and popular video so they're shuffled into the "related videos" section next to well-viewed videos and B. either their thumbnails, title and description, or both have something such as visible cleavage or other suggestive poses. So in essence, they're selling their bodies to become famous...hmmm, that sounds awfully familiar to something else out there on the internet...oh yeah, porn! If you haven't caught on by now, I'll tell you right now: their videos have nothing good or entertaining in them. So in order to prevent wasting precious Internet Minutes (a highly regarded currency as we're all aware) here's a suggestion for GreaseMonkey and pretty much any browser plugin: anytime someone clicks on a video like that, it simply redirects the user to a porn site of their choice. The user will get his fill of whatever his heart (or other organs) desire in far more quantity, quality, and a bit hard to comprehend that I'm saying this, but far more class. I would myself if I had the knowledge and time, but I have neither at the moment, so perhaps some savvy internet user out there with some programming knowledge can accomplish this?
Edit: I found out Blogger doesn't expand image to fullsize on click, so here is the full source:
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